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21 July 2008 @ 11:41 am
I'm a poetic soul  
So, Rosalie's been quite pissy lately.  I don't know why, but I suspect it has something to do with the stack of magazines she found in Emmett's drawer (she told him she didn't care if he subscribed to Cosmopolitan but I, being a freak, know she was thinking otherwise).  And she's been taking out this anger on me.  I don't really know why, but I seem to be a scapegoat around this house.  Which, to be perfectly honest, isn't new information for me.

My life is hard.

Seth called yesterday.  He wanted advice about this girl, but that's all I know because as soon as he started that sentence I said, "LOL have you not noticed that I'm a 107 year old virgin?  Ask someone else, kthnx" and hung up.  So he asked Alice instead, who seemed to be more than willing to help.  God.  Sometimes it's hard to be this sexy.  Oh my!  I've just had a brilliant idea for a sonnet!  Elizabethan, I suppose.

I'm a sexy vampire
It's harder than it seems
With eyes that burn like fire
Burning a pot full of rice and beans

A solitary soul I thought I'd be
Until that day came
When fairest Bella came to me
Yet weary I remained

Anger and loathing in my heart
Directed at myself
But then I rammed the grocery cart
Right into that stacked shelf

"A shelf of what?" you ask, arching a skeptical brow
"A shelf of despair!" I utter with all the anguish my voice will allow


Isn't it brilliant?  Definitely an improvement upon my haikus from earlier, huh?  But when I read it to the family, they all asked, "Wait.  I don't get it.  What does the shelf have to do with anything?"  And I, being the deep and sensitive poet that I am, answered, "It's called symbolism, you dunderheads, and if I sit here and explain it, it will become rather pointless."

Fare thee well,
Edward
 
 
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d_dazzledd_dazzled on July 26th, 2008 12:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, Edward!
Your Poetic Mind Blows Me Away. :)
d_dazzled: Boys in books are better!d_dazzled on July 26th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
Oh! By The Way, Edward!
Bella got a livejournal too!
StillHumanBella.