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31 July 2008 @ 10:45 pm
SERIOUSLY, EMMETT? SERIOUSLY?  
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH? DO YOU?

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YES, THAT IS EMMETT. HE IS WEARING ROSALIE'S MAKE UP. I WALKED IN ON HER GIVING HIM A MAKEOVER. GODDD. I HATE MY STUPID LIFE.

AND THEN HE GOT OUT HIS HANNAH MONTANA WIG AND STARTED SINGING, "THE SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOUUUU! YOU'RE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU'RE A JERK YOUR FRIENDS ARE JERKS YOUR MOM'S A JERK YOUR DOG'S A JERK BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!" or something like that. Y*(YD{OIuq 90yn- i4-0[pd

I have that RIDICULOUS song stuck in my head.  SHE SAYS MORE THAN SEVEN THINGS. But anyway, I've written a new version, dedicated to my (dysfunctional) family.

7 Things (I Hate About Cullens):

It's time for me to say this
I've hidden it for too long
This family does some crazy things
And those things are just wrong
We're disturbing, and the town is
Beginning to notice that something's not right
So now I've got to reveal the truth
About us

The seven things I hate about Cullens
The seven things I hate about Cullens
Yeah
Our name
Rose is vain
What's up with Jasper
And my constant anger?
Alice does crack

Esme's wacked
Carlisle had the neighbors for a snack
Emmett stuffs his bra to increase his bust
Ibuprofen is a must
People stare whenever we go out
And the seventh thing I hate the most about us:
I'm crazy, too

It's awkward when we go out
And people turn their heads
Because we're just so sexy that humans never can quite believe
And I know it must be hard
To see a family
That's so full of grief
I want to leave this house
But I've been down that road before

The seven things I hate about Cullens
Yeah
Our name
Rose is vain
What's up with Jasper
And my constant anger?
Alice does crack

Esme's wacked
Carlisle had the neighbors for a snack
Emmett stuffs his bra to increase his bust
Ibuprofen is a must
People stare whenever we go out
And the seventh thing I hate the most about us:
I'm crazy, too

But even though we should be
Somewhere with padded walls
I think I'll let you all know
It's not that bad at all...

The seven things I like about Cullens
We're hot
We rock
Our house is huge
We're rich and flaunt it, too
We're not sane, but it's okay
'Cause I love them all anyway
Hunting trips on those sunny days
Almost make me forget how gay
My brothers can be sometimes
And the seventh thing I like the most about us:
I'm crazy, too

SUCK ON THAT, MILEY CYRUS.
 
 
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Ale: Avril » Little devilthirtylies on August 1st, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
Lmao. This is awesome haha. Good song ;D
d_dazzledd_dazzled on August 2nd, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
UGH.
Great Job, Eddi.
BREAKING DAWN SUCKED :(
d_dazzledd_dazzled on August 8th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
YEAH, Miley!
Edward owned you so stick tthat in your juicebox and suck it.